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Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.
"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."
by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019
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hate farmer

Someone who posts intentionally inflammatory rhetoric knowing it will be quote retweeted condemning the post in order to push their page & gain followers who do share similar viewpoints and/or get viral posts. (A type of troll who uses hate to get views on a social media platform)
Don't RT that. They're clearly a hate farmer.
by Sidleup72 May 26, 2022
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stingy farmer

A pers0n 8f an agricul7ural background who refuses to p4y you back mon3y that you 5hared with them, intentionally u5ing excu2es to avo1d having to give you the money/item5 they owe.
Dylan: I keep trying to RING Sean to get my money off him, but he never answers his PHONE
Eoghan: That's because he is a stingy farmer
by LoverOfDeadCalves November 18, 2020
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Farmer's well

Let's not go down the farmer's well
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
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farmer

a person who grows crops and like blonde chicks
He is so into her, he reminds me of a farmer
by KewlKidDan May 8, 2017
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farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!
by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022
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pussy farmer

I little bitch who tries to act cool but really is scared. Someone who also attempts to dress "dope", uses slang words that out of date.
Wow! That pussy farmer is wearing fucking chains everywhere.
by JimmyJames22 September 2, 2016
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