Jacob Day

A tall, funny, cool cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile that’ll make your heart melt <3

Jacob Day is awesome and so cool 😎

by Person who watches tiktok June 7, 2022

TECHNOBLADE DAY

June 30th!
In loving memory of Technoblade
May you rest in peace

Everyone get ready for june 30th, it's technoblade day

by SURGETVHD July 5, 2022

Bueller Day

A day for you to take leave of all responsibilities and sense, often in the stylings of Ferris Bueller.

girl- "Where's Tommy?"
guy- "I heard he was halfway to Mexico by lunch."
girl- "What on Earth for?"
guy- "Duh, he's taking a Bueller Day."

by Quazixi May 28, 2009

D day

Discovery Day

The day one discovers one’s spouse has or is betraying one by having an affair.

D Day was 8/16/2019.

by Sorensar January 16, 2021

pretzel day

is on April 26th (aka National Pretzel Day)
joked about on "The Office" (Season 3 Episode 5) and is Stanley Hudson's favorite day out of the 365 days of the year

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter too a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work for a job for which pays too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well I like Pretzel Day." - Leslie Baker as Stanley Hudson on The Office

by Buksi82 May 24, 2016

valentine's day

Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.

I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.

by running out of patience February 14, 2008

Labor Day

The day anyone under 60 is merely thankful for the day off rather than for the labor unions that fought for the day off.

"Dad, have another beer and tell us again how you got clubbed by the cops when you and your fellow workers asked for a 5 day work week?"

"It was on Labor Day, Son. Back before you and all your buddies voted to do away with unions."

by Union organizer September 7, 2011