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Rice Booger

When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.
Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!
by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018
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Hooky booger

Picking and unwilling persons nose against their will
Jack and joe held me down while bob gave me a hooky booger.
by Bigdaddy2001 November 14, 2014
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Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
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Booger Pickering

The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.
Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?

Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.
by urmomisaslut.com November 9, 2023
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sleeping booger

pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.
hey, you got a sleeping booger in your eye.
by Mikawinkle October 4, 2011
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Booger Hockey

A game in which two players sit across a table from each other, pick their noses, place their boogers on the table, and simultaneously flick them with their fingers towards their opponents.
Don't eat it! Lets play booger hockey!
by norgler December 14, 2012
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Booger jooged

Adjective; when something looks really bad. Ugly or disfigured. Can describe smell or odors.
"After the tornado, the neighborhood looked booger jooged."
by Zebra2 August 2, 2021
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