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Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".
Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.
by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023
mugGet the Possum in the woodsmug.

Baylee Wood

Hes a fat mother fucker,that is gay,and has a crush on Ms.Welch.Ms.Welch is a teacher,and Baylee is only 13.He loves sucking his pe-pe.
by @abruptcheetah February 25, 2020
mugGet the Baylee Woodmug.

solid wood

by NOAB June 30, 2022
mugGet the solid woodmug.

wood plot

The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.

The act of plotting shit near wood.
Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.

Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
by Donco December 29, 2007
mugGet the wood plotmug.

Wood burner

I am going to stay home and wood burn.

He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.
by Wood burn February 27, 2018
mugGet the Wood burnermug.

wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
mugGet the wood peckermug.

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009
mugGet the wood cowmug.

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