Hit me wit da oo-wap

Someone did something slick, wild or janky. Someone got over on you. Someone did something tricky to you.

Person 1: Yo why aren’t you and whats his name cool anymore?
Person 2: He tried to hit me wit da oo-wap.
Person 1: Oh wow that’s corny.

by iamanthonydean May 3, 2019

Zippy Wit Da Blicky

When you work at a hardware store but wear a hardhat whilst cleaning.

Hey!!!! Did you know that Zippy Wit Da Blicky Quit????

by Evan Is A Female March 3, 2021

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

As Emerson saw aight imma fuck wit u in her bio he knew he found the jackpot.

by Guess you were curious January 20, 2021

playin wit you

when you're just so done wit people's shit that you wanna square up

"touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"

by Cherries and Wine January 22, 2019

Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters

The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.

by Leroop December 15, 2021

Jenova's Witnesses

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.

I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!

by jrpgkin April 13, 2022