A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.
John: Hey do you like straight women?
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021
by Mirtajemojzivot November 11, 2019
A video by Jaiden animations that people went nuts over cause now their shitty fanfictions can't come to life
Jaiden released a video called "Being not straight"
and 2,000,000 idiot simps cried in agony that day
and 2,000,000 idiot simps cried in agony that day
by CrungleChugger97 April 29, 2022
by Boozy Gang March 11, 2018
Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky July 18, 2007