ship stealer

Someone who steals a ship u tried so hard to gatekeep, alternatively: Nikita

-Did you see Nikita today?
- That ship stealer? No
- Thank god

by ididurmombeforethis September 24, 2021

Con ship

A Con ship is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect.
Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.

Example:
Me: "Oh my favourite ship is Brother(minor)x Sister(Adult)"
You: "Ew that's disgusting! Get away from me Conshipper"
A Con ship is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect.
Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.

by RosieeBloom November 3, 2022

Ship-wrecking

Using logical and/or lore accurate arguments to ruin the hypothetical romantic relationships that fans of a series create.

1: They are siblings, what f-ed up romances do you enjoy in life? Do I need to call a therapist for you?
2: Stop ship-wrecking TanjUko for me! They're so cute and love each other so much; it's normal and natural they'd go farther!

by Studely May 21, 2025

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

ship of thesaurus

the ship of thesaurus is a tactic often times used by plagiarists in order to launder other people's ideas as their own. this is done by switching around the order of words, or using big fancy words that nobody would use (e.g. extrenuate).

chris scullion: the character models are a good deal less detailed
filip mucin (plagiarizing): its pretty clear that they do have a good amount of less detail
chris: what
filip: its a classic tactic its called the ship of thesaurus
chris: kill yourself

by DackJaniels April 7, 2024

visionary-ship

the state or condition of being a visionary. Sometimes a gift you have since birth, and sometimes a temporary condition imparted unto you by another visionary when you study under them (similar to an apprenticeship).

She was a bright mind and refused to accept her visionary-ship was over even after her Master kicked her out.
It was uncanny how he was always interested in entrepreneurship, and visionary-ship, yet could not even land a single internship.

by ummmm_nope November 3, 2022

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024