A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.
by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

by Mr. Yappington May 14, 2024

Donald: b-but senpai! Please! Don’t drop out of the election!
Joe Biden: I must kitten… it’s the only way :(
Joe Biden: I must kitten… it’s the only way :(
by Iszievee April 17, 2025

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood”
by brebre_1 March 9, 2024

by Meeeeee2 September 15, 2023

by toddlerwithatoaster June 5, 2022
