Jared

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
I'm the luckiest woman to have someone like Jared in my life.
by BeccatheWrecka November 12, 2023
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jared

jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)

-tiffany
''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''
by jared is my baby February 1, 2021
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Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut
I never want to be a Jared Punzalan
by Baracoustic May 15, 2023
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Jared

A guy who is 19 and cannot read.
Teacher:Jared read paragraph 8.
Jared:No I cannot, whats up I'm Jared and I'm 19 and I never learned how to read.
by VINES ARE MY LIFE April 16, 2020
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Jared

A natural reader and a god among men.
Yeah I know Jared them at handsome man he helped me read in college.
by Ravenhat June 14, 2021
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Jared

Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol
That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared
by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019
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Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.
David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.
by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019
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