Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham

you fuckin penis ham

by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021

ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats

"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"

by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014

puff ham

When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.

Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.

by Big_daddy_neeps October 3, 2011

west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI

british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away

by rozlarrr June 4, 2023

ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.

Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.

by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021

Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.

I simp for hammy the ham

by yuhyuhariola June 30, 2021

Ham Crevasse

An extremely meaty lady trouser area.

Hey Dave, check out Sandra's Ham Crevasse.

by Curtain1080 March 22, 2011