golden homer

This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"

Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"

by COMA SUTRA August 13, 2007

golden assist

When a guy's hands are full and he has to pee, then asks his girl to hold it for him.

Brandon got a golden assist after Homecoming because he was holding her purse.

by UnknownNumero1 January 19, 2009

Golden Meadow

A small town where everyone knows everyone. It is a simple easy living town with nothing to do but be with friends and family. A great place to grow up and raise a family.

Dude your town is sooo Golden Meadow.

by brett22 August 10, 2008

Golden Slumber

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.

John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!

by Captnbrando February 2, 2014

Golden shower

A shower made of gold!

Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!

by Little City Band September 26, 2018

The Golden Package

A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.

Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.

by Anonymous81 February 11, 2009

golden spread

a reference to the Texas panhandle. Golden Spread has to do with the look of the "golden" grass all around.

...bust a nut for the Golden Spread...

by Das Blen April 27, 2005