Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?
Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!
Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!
by Michi Murha April 20, 2011
A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
by Wookus Maximus February 03, 2011
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by The fangirl freak February 01, 2017
You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!
Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy
Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
by El cheeky November 13, 2017
When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.
Usually associated with slags or fat people.
Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.
2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
by Keyboard Warrior March 12, 2012