Teddy Steamer

Is where you put gloves on your hands, take a poop on a girls face, and punch her in the nose, hoping to smash it on her face.

If you act up, i'll have to pull a Teddy Steamer on you.

by Lscott August 20, 2011

Teddrick

A wonderful and caring person that always speaks his mind whether it be good or bad. Strives for perfection in every way and makes the most out of every opportunity. Affection and emotions are two things that he never holds back which also goes hand in hand with the way he wears his heart on his sleeve. A man that supports our government as an honorable marine, he is and always will be a very special person that has a very special place in many peoples hearts, especially mine.

Teddrick Handsome Smart Entertaining scue me

by Heaven_sent June 2, 2011

Tedmund

The sweetest, most caring boyfriend ever. Has beautiful golden brown eyes that any girl would want! The cutest personality and has the best smile EVER (:

Lovable, fun, funny, outgoing, sometimes shy in a cute way, happy, loving, friendly, smart, nice, cute, and super athletic

Girl: Hey do you know Tedmund? He's so nice and smart and funny!

Another Girl: Oh yeah I know him! He is super nice and sweet!

by thegirlfriend17 December 14, 2010

Teddy Bear

Someone you sleep with but don't have sex with.

Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.

A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.

He takes comfort in holding his teddy bear and hearing her heart beat at night.

by GameGoddess777 December 2, 2010

Vermont Teddy Bear

A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.

Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.

by Thudder March 1, 2013

Teddy

A guy who'll eat anything, even a sponge.

Teddy: "Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Tedy Brewski

Noun
A beer; Often called a "tedy" or "brewski". The word is a portmanteau of Tedy Bruschi and Brewski, thus creating The Tedy Brewski.
Origin:
'Murica

Chad: "Matt, grab me another brewski please!"
Matt: "...A what?"
Chad: "A Tedy Brewski..."
Matt: "Aight Brobi Wan Kenobi"

by Chad_Like_The_Country June 19, 2013