Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.
"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999
People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999
People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.
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Johann Lamont (Scottish politician) showed her severe case of Jockholm Syndrome when she stated that 'We're not genetically programmed in Scotland to make political decisions.'
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Person #1: hey man im gonna go wash my car, ill be back.
Person #2: didnt you wash it yesterday?
Person #1: yeah but it got dirty again
Person #2: you got new car syndrome, dude
Person #1: yeah i know
Person #2: didnt you wash it yesterday?
Person #1: yeah but it got dirty again
Person #2: you got new car syndrome, dude
Person #1: yeah i know
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Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.
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when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.
they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.
they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.
they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.
they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer
gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.
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guy: Rolls-Royce has gone to shit since the Germans took it over
talking donkey: Their sales were already lower than Bentley. They have become passe. They would still be in the shit if they were still British-owned. You just have a slight case of yoko syndrome.
talking donkey: Their sales were already lower than Bentley. They have become passe. They would still be in the shit if they were still British-owned. You just have a slight case of yoko syndrome.
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guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."
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