StoredDragon

N. The act of eating hot cheetos, then masterbating before having someone give a bj

Guy - Oh I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to give you a StoredDragon.

Girl - My mouth is on fire from that StoredDragon

by Cowcrzy November 28, 2023

StoredDragon

n. a small time bald twitch streamer who likes to think he's a famous content creator

Person 1 Did you hear that Michael thinks he's a StoredDragon?

Person 2 lol that is hilarious

by Cowcrzy November 29, 2023

Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

Stoled

Past tense of “steal” used by ignant individuals who refuse to use the correct form of “stole”

I got a mountain bike I stoled.

by Big sister is smart December 12, 2023

Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher nickname

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024

StoredDragon

when you put a computer in front of someone bald and they believe they are famous

Oh no! Humphrey was given a HP and now is StoredDragon.

by Cowcrzy January 20, 2024

sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 21, 2024