Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 5, 2018

Sergeant Squirt

A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.

Random Idiot that peaked a corner: “AHHH FUCK ITS Sergeant Squirt” *dies*

by BYUUUUUUUUUU July 30, 2024

Covid Squirt

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.

Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)

by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020

QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!

by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022

Squirt

Means you fuck me too good and I love the fuck outta you. Exactly that.

When you squirt i love you n you fuck me good

by Maackdawg May 20, 2023

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

squirt

Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number

Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.

by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023