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Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.
1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock
by Coolbabies March 15, 2019
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Sock Buster

One who blows his load in his dirty socks.
by Darrel Dell December 20, 2007
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Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.
"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."
by Socked-Foot June 21, 2014
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Rock in a Sock

A crude flail like weapon crafted within seconds, usually used by someone in a very desperate and dire situation.
Often used when you have no other weapon. Usually people take a sock off, drop a rock in it and then they have a weapon.
Ay bruh, we was bout to jump that dude but he ripped off his sock and tied off a rock in the end of it. Rock in a sock be a crazy mad weapon bruh.

If you ain't got a weapon you gonna pick up a rock in a sock.

Rock in a sock is a prison style weapon like the slock.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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strawberry sock

When you are having anal sex, you pull your dick out and the girls intestines are wrapped around your dick.
by Devin Johnson April 28, 2008
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Sock Feet

(n): Bare feet that are covered with socks. Two feet with socks. (v): Wearing your socks without shoes.
(n) I went to get the mail in my sock feet.
(n) I slipped in the kitchen in my sock feet.
(v) I sock footed it down to the mail box.
by Michael Ratcliffe February 9, 2008
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Trouser Socks

A delightfully delicious nylon creation designed to cover business professionals from toes to knee. Only suitable for the most serious corporate go-getter and best paired with a good set of slacks (please see definition for more detail). They are available in a variety of colors, most notably a radiant bright red and black argyle pattern. They are available for purchase to any certified business professional at any Pants Store location in the U.S.
That guy is killing it on the sales floor with his new pair of trouser socks
by Fierce McNally December 9, 2011
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