When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.
I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018
Get the Andouille Slapmug. A more polite way of telling someone to F off or can be used as a way to dismiss something/someone…Originated in the Bronx, NY
Boogie: My landlord keeps asking me for the rent even though it’s not due until next week
Pasquale: Just tell him to slap it easy and he’ll leave you alone
Pasquale: Just tell him to slap it easy and he’ll leave you alone
by The Bronx Boyz February 24, 2023
Get the slap it easymug. by Rash Epsilon August 16, 2014
Get the Clout Slapmug. The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
by Loopydave February 3, 2019
Get the plum slapmug. We were progressing northbound when she Mammy Slapped me and my freaking molar popped out. Spent the next few minutes scrambling around looking for my tooth on the futon before re-banging.
by pribulkatwins October 2, 2010
Get the Mammy Slapmug. when vigil and sledge meet and vigil gets slapped with sledges hammer and then lord chanka comes out and starts fucking sledge yelling pickle slap then pulls out and makes sledge eat it
guy 1: oh fuck i almost got a perfect ace last night but then i got pickle slapped
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo
guy 2: haha that was me that pickle slapped you no homo
by juandeag September 5, 2019
Get the pickle slapmug. To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.
by LTG291 January 10, 2013
Get the Sloth Slapmug.