by Mr. Pink December 5, 2004
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True Name: Unknown
Tylerous Simpsonous is a timid yet awesome creacher and is, as of now, of mythical status. He is said to be immune to fire, as well as, but not lemited too, water, wind, earth, all froms of missiles, Death(Though this is mere sepculation,it is said you can kill a(n) T/S, by turning it gay(It will imedeatly fall to the floor dead.), The Jedi mind trick, and strangers with candy. All magic cast upon said T/S is reduced by 75%. Its skin is of the Holy property as it fully nullifys all dark magic. All Physical atacks reduced by 25%.
Like the unicorn, If the blood of a T/S is consumed, you will become immortal and have all Powers/Weakness of said T/S (See above). Also If the T/S looks upon you with favor and as long as you are withn 150 meters, you will have better luck.
Tylerous Simpsonous is also said to have an ability to see and copy anything he wants too. Past sighting examples include:
-Red Ranger
-Darth Vader
-Army Man
-William Wallace
-Mr. Clark
-Ch.4 News Anchorman
-The Gorton's Fisherman
-Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy Spartan #117
-Kyleous Klosous
Tylerous Simpsonous has been known too ally with Kyleous Klosous, Who is at Near-Mythical status due too many sightings. When the two ally together, the government soon sends in ninjas too elemanate them, useaualy to no avail. They are, Together, said to be unstopabul.
Tylerous Simpsonous oftin tend too mate with the Andrea Lindburgous,
Cause shes awesome.
True Name: Unknown
Tylerous Simpsonous is a timid yet awesome creacher and is, as of now, of mythical status. He is said to be immune to fire, as well as, but not lemited too, water, wind, earth, all froms of missiles, Death(Though this is mere sepculation,it is said you can kill a(n) T/S, by turning it gay(It will imedeatly fall to the floor dead.), The Jedi mind trick, and strangers with candy. All magic cast upon said T/S is reduced by 75%. Its skin is of the Holy property as it fully nullifys all dark magic. All Physical atacks reduced by 25%.
Like the unicorn, If the blood of a T/S is consumed, you will become immortal and have all Powers/Weakness of said T/S (See above). Also If the T/S looks upon you with favor and as long as you are withn 150 meters, you will have better luck.
Tylerous Simpsonous is also said to have an ability to see and copy anything he wants too. Past sighting examples include:
-Red Ranger
-Darth Vader
-Army Man
-William Wallace
-Mr. Clark
-Ch.4 News Anchorman
-The Gorton's Fisherman
-Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy Spartan #117
-Kyleous Klosous
Tylerous Simpsonous has been known too ally with Kyleous Klosous, Who is at Near-Mythical status due too many sightings. When the two ally together, the government soon sends in ninjas too elemanate them, useaualy to no avail. They are, Together, said to be unstopabul.
Tylerous Simpsonous oftin tend too mate with the Andrea Lindburgous,
Cause shes awesome.
by Tyler Simpson January 5, 2009
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A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.
by Matt August 3, 2006
Get the simpsons mug.A word that is exclaimed in public places for no reason whatsoever. The person who yells 'Sampson' says it quickly, and in a growling voice that startles or confuses strangers. It often happens several times in the span of a minute. People don't know what to think.
Person A: SAMPson!
Stranger B: Did someone just say, Sampson?
Stranger C: That's what it sounded like, but he may have just been clearing his throat.
Person A: SAMPson!
Stranger B: There it is again.
Stranger C: ???
Stranger B: Did someone just say, Sampson?
Stranger C: That's what it sounded like, but he may have just been clearing his throat.
Person A: SAMPson!
Stranger B: There it is again.
Stranger C: ???
by Where's My Piggy? July 11, 2010
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Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!
Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!
Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
Get the Bort Simpsoy mug.1. A good show, well USED TO BE. UPN playes the same Season 15 episodes and has been for the last month and have been playing throuhought the year. I am SO SICK of these horrible episodes. I am no longer watching the show, but when some different episodes come on, I'll go back.
by Ablative 3 June 1, 2005
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