Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?
by Edge January 2, 2004
Get the shooting the goosemug. Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."
Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."
Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"
Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."
Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"
by jsmith9 August 24, 2010
Get the Shooting blanksmug. This is when you're sitting on the toilet after a hellacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your asshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize...
"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"
But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..
This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"
But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..
This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
by GeorgeStephanopolos April 4, 2011
Get the Shoot the Gapmug. by john messenger October 11, 2006
Get the poop shootmug. And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.
by draftphunk July 11, 2011
Get the shooting the shitmug. Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.
by Weirdo Sheep September 6, 2016
Get the Shoot The Shitmug. by Booty Chooer July 29, 2009
Get the Shoot the Bootymug.