by Sexyduck_28 July 23, 2018

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.
Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

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by natalie_118 May 18, 2018

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by anonymous September 2, 2021

The perfect drink for any girl who has been screwed over by a guy. It consists of Godiva liquor, amaretto, whipped vodka blended together with ice cream and topped with whipped cream and a cherry, of course. The perfect break up beverage.
by sparklesthroughdiamonds January 7, 2013
