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residual screen time

The duration of time when your screen device (e.g. smartphone) displays some non-blackout images whilst you aren't actively staring at the screen device — hence counted as "screen time" on its Screen Time app despite not harming your eyesight in any way
I love how my phone tracks residual screen time; I might not be staring at it, but those non-blackout images still rack up the hours like I'm glued to the screen!
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Digital Screen ED

Modern condition where excessive screen time of digital media (Phones, Computers, and TVs) contributes to poor arousal, dopamine burnout, or Erectile Dysfunction.
Bro, these girls on the TL are giving me digital screen ED.
Digital Screen ED by MisterKnows December 15, 2025

dirty smoke screen

The act of blowing vape smoke up a human rectum just before flatulence. After the smoke is dispersed by the flatulence...stick your dick in
Me and Keisha performed a dirty smoke screen

Deep Fried Screen

Taking pictures or recordings of a screen. This result of an image or a video displaying terrible quality of the screen makes it appeared if it was a deep fried meme.

Around 2007 and a little bit earlier, many people would take pictures of their device that had a screen and post it online. Many Let's Plays during this time of YouTube people would get their video camera and recorded gameplay and it was acceptable.

As time went by many programs and features allowed the users to take screenshots and screencasts making practice of using another devices, video & picture cameras and cellphones, obsolete for the most part

However it is still used but is usually done for quick uploads in case whatever they'll capturing might not be available. The latter is acceptable however posting or uploading in a normal condition is not.
Why did you recorded your gameplay with your phone? You know you've could had downloaded a screencasts program, right? It looks so grainy, washed-out, and strangely colored! It's a deep fried screen!

grandma licking the screen 

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics
“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

Killed by screen 

A game over screen that tells users who killed them
Killed by screens be like:
Evolutions:
You are now killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
You were killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
Killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
Valorant, Splitgate etc ones be like: (Killed by: Kroneful)/(Kroneful has killed you with Fists!)
Fortnite ones be like: Eliminated by (A (ranged/elite) cube brute/fiend/The Storm)
Shell Shockers ones be like: ProEgg70 has BEATEN you!
Yandere Simulator ones be like: Eliminated by Four Students, Ayano
Phasmophobia ones be like only if they had killed by screens: (You were) killed by: Donna Jones

You're screen sharing to the TV. 

Dude, You're screen sharing to the TV.