wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

Sandy

Sandy is the most down to earth girl you could ever meet. Her heart is made of gold. If you have the honor to be in her life, never let her go. She exudes warm and radiant energy, her passion for you will never end. Her attention to detail and loyalty is unmatched. A Sandy is a poet at heart and everyday will feel like Valentine’s Day. Romance is Sandy’s middle name. In occasion, she will eat boys souls for dinner, but don’t be afraid- this is how her beauty maintains its shine.

I just love the way Sandy makes me feel.

by L.Mott November 23, 2021

Sandy

Quite an ugly child. Likes to suck dick. Likes having an extensive vocabulary. Has robot like emotions. Enjoys country music, kool-aid and CUM!!!!

Sandy drinks 4 kool-aids after sucking Dick!

by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019

sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.

Amity loves sandy crab cakes!

by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016

Sandy wildsplash

When man puts sand and water is woman’s kitty

Sandy wildsplash:
Wow man, I have a girl a nasty sand wildsplash.

Wow my woman’s tabby cat didn’t like the sand wildsplash I gave it.

by Ciara mya December 26, 2020

Sandi

Some random Indian curry trader in the discord call trying to scam you

Sandi is back

by Intimategoatlover69420 November 28, 2022

sandy crack

When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.

Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!

by [e-mail] May 11, 2016