When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022
Get the Sammy Sprinklermug. A person who deep down knows they are gay but doesnt seem to understand who they are but overall their chill and can get buff
Sammys gay
by Jackintheboxfromurmom July 29, 2022
Get the Sammymug. A paradox of quantum superposition.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
by h06i10 January 8, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Sammymug. “Sammy! Get out of the street!”
by Hudsonlover360 October 21, 2019
Get the Sammymug. A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:
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by flickingpickles December 14, 2013
Get the Sammie Olsonmug. Sammy is so beautiful❤
by the world a.k.a. everyone June 30, 2019
Get the Sammymug. Sammie is a munch, great guy to be around. Very kind and loving and loves to have a good time. Sammie loves him some older women! Especially freshmen at midway highschool! LOL! Most Sammie’s are fluent in Spanish, such a fun fact right?! Hope everyone has a good night.
Sammie is a munch.
by S.melt May 25, 2023
Get the Sammiemug.