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Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.
Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!
by JackFrogs December 9, 2021
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gream salad

when you shit, piss and cream you self at the same time.
person A: dude i just gream salad

person b: what?
by chris_luva February 2, 2022
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Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.
Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.
by Beedubbz June 15, 2011
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Garden salad

Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.
The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.
by BDB64 July 18, 2021
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Hoboken Salad

When you eat a stalk of lettuce that is lodged in between your partner's ass cheeks.
Guy 1: Dude I met this nasty vegan chick at the bar last night. We went back to ger place and she made me try a Hoboken salad.

Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!
by ElMitochondria August 13, 2016
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ass salad

"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"
by assbutt420 November 9, 2015
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Silly salad

A trash ass fortnight player who steals chargers for fun.
Did you see Dylan last night, he was such a silly salad
by Nickthestick200 March 5, 2018
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