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Salad Cowboy

When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.
"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"
by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016
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handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.
"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
by drsanchez January 25, 2016
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Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.
Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!
by JackFrogs December 9, 2021
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gream salad

when you shit, piss and cream you self at the same time.
person A: dude i just gream salad

person b: what?
by chris_luva February 2, 2022
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Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.
Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018
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Orange salad

When you take an orange slice(or a slice of any fruit of your choice) and insert it into her anus while penetrating vaginally. After you pull out and come on the orange slice protruding out from her anus, you feed it to her.
I gave Becky an orange salad and now she has a taste aversion to oranges.
by Pally pal the bear October 19, 2012
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seattle salad

I am going to get some seattle salad
by billy ropollo November 1, 2013
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