Covid Squirt

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.

Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)

by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020

signal squirt

The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.

I just got the signal squirt. Now I can wipe my ass!

by Linguist453 May 20, 2014

South Saharan Silly Squirt

The act of nutting on someone's forehead, and calling them "Simba."

Ted- "Yeah, Greg gave her the good ol' South Saharan Silly Squirt last night."

by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025

bump squirt

A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!

Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!

by What’s up! November 21, 2024

Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

squirt

Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number

Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.

by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023

Rainbow Squirt 🌈

noun: When you take white cake frosting, take food coloring and make separate frosting colors of the rainbow, frost inside of a woman's vagina with it, then perform oral sex on her while licking the frosting out until she squirts.

Bro, I totally gave Jennifer the Rainbow Squirt 🌈 last night!

by TheKing0320 April 22, 2022