Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021

squirt stains

Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.

by Oxdaman October 27, 2017

Squirts

When one has had to much liquid and to little food.

I had the squirts last night.

by It mom January 26, 2020

Squirting

Squirting is when Nico does her little naughty time a produces a vast amount of Liquid from Nico's kitty that will one day flood the ocean. #WAP #WATERWORLD #BALD

''Nico you flooded the ocean stop squirting!!!!"

by Easportsisuckondic August 11, 2022

Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

Hurting for a squirting

Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.

Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.

"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico

by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022