ruby franke

An evil alien sent to earth to cause conflict and possibly destroy humanity. Basically the terminator irl. Go look her up and try and tell me why she wasn’t an alien sent to cause conflict

ruby franke failed her mission thankfully and humanity is safe. If she hadn’t been arrested maybe ww3 would already have started. Both her and Regina George were aliens sent to destroy us.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 28, 2025

Ruby dragon

When a girl is sucking your cock and her nose starts bleeding all over your Dick

Hey brother last night I shoved my cock so far down your old lady's throat I gave her a ruby dragon

by Flames88 January 9, 2026

Jack Ruby

While engaging in missionary sex the male pulls out and shoots his load onto the stomach of the woman. Named after the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald (JFK's assassin) by shooting him in the stomach in the basement of the Dallas Police Headquarters.

I was totally banging LaQweefa last night but since I didn't have a rubber I had to give her the ol' Jack Ruby.

by Bernie Chamberlain July 19, 2013

Max and Ruby 0004

A lost episode creepypasta based on Max and Ruby, and about an episode where Max kills himself as well as their parents.

Oh my god! I watched Max and Ruby 0004! It was soooo scary and creepy!!

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 30, 2021

Max and Ruby

two dumbass rabbits that hop around like they are the shit. Ruby always is bitching at Max. But this cartoon is very fun to watch after smoking some columbian bamboo A.K.A weed.

Rosie O'Donnell: Hey what did you and bill do last night?

Hillary Clinton: We smoked a fat one then went to my house and watched Max and Ruby.

by mikeh56 June 30, 2011

mike ruby

the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!

TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!

by titrod2144 December 17, 2009

Red Ruby

when ur boyfriend is a blood and he calls u his red ruby thats means he loves u ta death wants u to b his wife. ur probally willing to do anything 4 him and u stay by his side through thick and thin. thats probally why ur blood boyfriend called u his red ruby

i dont need a example. the definition for red ruby explains it all

by Britzzz August 28, 2008