Royal agricultural university

The “poshest” university in the world, located in the town of cirencester full of toffs who live off mummy and daddy’s money and simply drink the shite out of their livers. Leading over Harper Adams University which no one has ever heard of

“Rah, how many acres do you own” - over heard from most Royal Agriculture University

“Reva keen?”- every Royal Agriculture university on Mondays and Wednesdays

“Shall we go shooting?” - Typical Royal Agricultural University Students

by Fattrustfund32 December 4, 2021

Your Royal Heinous

What you're really saying in your seemingly-respectful greeting of a political-figurehead leader whom you actually view as being a horridly mean/cruel/selfish person.

In the popular musical comedy "Fiddler on the Roof", it appears that the oppressed citizens of Anatevka secretly view their heavy-handed government leader as "Your Royal Heinous" --- in an opening scene, the rabbi is asked: “Is there a proper blessing for the tsar?” The rabbi responds: “A blessing for the tsar?” He ponders awhile, then pronounces: “Of course... 'May God bless and keep the tsar... far away from us'!”

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

The Royal Squid Castle

A ROBLOX place created and worked on by SpySquidKing, mikesanislvoer2121, and awsomeyfox.

The Royal Squid Castle is a beautiful place.

by SpySquidKing August 28, 2020

Royal grammar school

A school in Guildford home to the nitty zidaan and a massive stud called johnathon lee

Did u see johnathon lee from royal grammar school on the weekend? He can have my kids

by BenKamstra October 11, 2021

Clash Royale P2W

Literal assholes they just speed up their game process and make F2P Players Useless.

Guy 1: Hey I just used all my college tuition into buying 10 Legendary Kings Chest
Guy 2: Is that why you're an orphan
Guy 1: Wdym
Guy 2: Shows dead parents
Guy 1: NOOOOO
Guy 2: Never be a Clash Royale P2W in Clash Royale unless you're in champion league.

by asdasdasdasdasdfdfeb March 1, 2022

Royal Concrete Tornado

Strip down completely naked. Dive head first into 170 slump concrete. Before the concrete sets up, jump onto the single power trowel, fire it up while laying backwards on in. Masturbate furiously while spinning in circles and the whole crew watches while they also jerk it.

After a hard day placing Zach likes to unwind with a Royal Concrete Tornado

by Jerkterror June 16, 2021

Royal Tunbridge Wells

A notoriously affluent town in Kent, home to housewives who drive Range Rovers, exclusively shop in Waitrose and cook in AGAs, and whose lives revolve solely around their dogs (namely goldendoodles and labradoodles).

The residents can be characterised by headlines such as 'Tunbridge Wells shoppers disgusted at the arrival of Poundland".

Yes this town has it's own Monopoly.

"Whereabouts in Kent are you from"
"Royal Tunbridge Wells"
"Ahhh so you're posh then"

by cheeseboardchap December 29, 2018