Riley

Kitchen boi. Can't cook. Not a chef.

a: Did you cook that Kith restock?
b: No I'm a Riley, I never cook...
a: rip
b: yeah I'm washed

by Simplefacts000 May 31, 2018

Riley

Riley is a kid who is a sporty kid he will usually play hockey basketball and usually flag football. They usually live in a two family house but usually move because the people are aweful landlords. Riley’s usually strike out in wiffle ball and always wants to be the pitcher but they are usually are playing with older kids so he is not as good Riley’s are usually funny kids and have one to two other brothers

Riley struck out in wiffle ball last week.

by BBCOR June 23, 2019

Riley

Riley is the absolute best guy. He is a total hottie with usually blue eyes and blonde hair. He will find his true love early on in life and have a life long connection. He has the best heart and cares for his friends and family before anything, he is always thinking about girls and has a great athletic ability. He has an adoring gf that would do anything to be with him, he is loved by all and a popular guy. Riley's are the best guys you can find, they are so nice, kind, total hotties and would die for close family and friends.

Riley is one of the best guys u could know, get yourself a Riley and hold on to him forever

by Sports psyc June 26, 2019

Riley

The cutest girl in the world. She is the most prettiest and most amazing person. She’s very considerate about her family and friends. She helps you even when you’re not feeling your best and can help you through the thick and thin. She thinks she doesn’t look pretty but trust, she does and once you have a chance with her, you must go for it. She is the best person in the whole world. She is the girlfriend that every guy wants. She puts a smile on your face no matter the situation. Literally the cutest person ever

Look at that cutie, she must be a riley,

by Philip Oliver holes June 28, 2019

Riley

A pokemon playing Asian. Typically smells and is bad with girls.

Go away Riley there is no pokemon here.

by Detective pablo July 15, 2019

Riley

Riley is fucking mean to me even though all I do is love her.

Me: Hey Riley I love you
Riley: Fuck off and die

by Penis Phart July 23, 2019

Riley

A small ginger who is whiter than a white crayon. Riley’s favorite thing to do is let out a *Screech*. Riley enjoys telling janitors that people are bullying him. He can’t be stopped. Riley harasses people and says REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2 inches from their face. Some people have pure respect for riley. They solute at his *Screech*. He also wears a jacket over his head and says he is an owl.

As zachary took his backpack riley said “SCREECH*

by cheepies November 13, 2019