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Relationshit

When a mutual hatred of one another is the reason for your incredible friendship.
Jack: Douche bag.

James: You're such a prick.

Jack: We have the most amazing relationshit.
by MegaFail December 11, 2011
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Relationshit

A bad relationship, where the person cheats on you or uses you.
-You're the best girl after 13 relationshits.
by Kenziecake June 30, 2011
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Relationshit

A relationshit is typically defined as a relationship that you are hanging on to, something that makes you feel like shit and you know it but still hang on to it for reasons unknown or known.

A relationshit is also when both involved are screaming at each other all the time and know it's best to go separate ways but both are too lazy to make a proper break.

Relationshit is a state of affairs of a rather desperate, sad situation between two people.

It can also be used to describe relationships as a whole, which are usually rubbish because of all the shit, hence relationshits.
I've been in this relationshit for 5 years now and I have never been so unhappy.

Relationshits can go fuck themselves.
by ukbuckstop October 26, 2012
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Relationshit

A relationship of two people (no matter the sex), either married or in a committed courtship, who are unhappy, constantly argue, lie to one another, share an unhealthy, toxic dynamic and are just miserable to be around.
“Joe & Diane are both so jealous and make each other unhappy, I don’t know why they even stay together. I never want to be in a relationshit like that.”
by CChanelG15 June 21, 2021
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relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"
by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009
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relationshipy

adj. an action that suggests that two people are in a romantic relationship/partnership, despite the lack of being defined as such deliberate or otherwise.
John is always wanting to know where Jim is going. Is't that kind of relationshipy?

They aren't a couple, but they go everywhere together. It's quite relationshippy.
by mgmsilver October 20, 2011
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Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.
"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"
by VicGoria January 26, 2014
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