Purple Scissoring

When two hot females, engaging in a lesbionic experience, scissor so hard that their clits turn purple.

John: Oh my god Julie, what happened to your clit? It's fucking VIOLET!
Julie: It's no big deal John, Tammy and I were just purple scissoring!
John: Oh............that's hot.

by C.J Beejayluc October 24, 2011

purple butthole

noun) a butthole that has been bruised after anal sex.....usually reffered to girls.....

i gave this bitch a mean ass purple butthole.

by plaza860 October 21, 2010

Purple Wonder

First water bong ever purchased by the infamous duo of: ElCapeton & LeGar

possible world record holder for longest surviving Bong from RO - with 10+ years of trusy service and counting, although now in semi-retirement awaiting its next chilly nice session

custom design fit perfectly in armrest hole of the LimeGreenMachine (rip) where it stayed 24/7/365 for 4 years, covertly hidden by a 'hightimes' magazine

"dude, wanna bong rip?"
"sure...lemme go to the caprice"
"purple wonder?"
"but of course"
"niiiiiiice"

by GAR February 5, 2004

purple blazin

smoking 2-3 grams of purple haze in one blunt.

" ayoo, me n my nigga ryan hot boxed while we were purple blazin, you hadda be there!"

by [[Alex G]] January 12, 2008

purple nurple

painfully twisting someone's nipple where the goal is to bruise it, go see texas titty twister

Her boyfriend flipped out when he saw the huge bruise she got from getting the purple nurple from her sister

by Dawn June 15, 2002

Purple Biscuit

The act of filling jelly into your partners anus, then you feast apon it making a delicious snack

Billy: i Had a great snack last night
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice

by the real man from kc March 14, 2011

Purple Whaling

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.

Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014