Semi Professional Girlfriend

The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.

"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"

by Bad Puppy December 19, 2019

picar, profano, desagradable

sinful,unholy,disgraceful

spreading of the unclean word is wicked

by Yolanda E. H July 18, 2003

PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)

Very common in academics, students should adhere to this idealistic acronym "PPP" or Pretty, Proper, and Professional, which is an ideology or method to consider when submitting work, especially papers or projects. This acronym is not limited to academics, as it can be applied to other facets of life such as work, personal mottos, and more.

Professor: Make sure your project is PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)!
Student: Ok.. My project will be P cubed, you got it.
Professor: Excellent, I look forward to seeing it!

Person 1: My life motto is to be PPP when in doubt.
Person 2: Not a bad life motto.
Person 1: Ikr....

by LingDanc803 May 2, 2021

Professor Hanham

The devil of computer science. With his gullable remarks and stupid ass banter, he is a disgrace to the world of higher education. Uses words like "Oh Sugar."

Hanham: "Oh Sugar!"
Student: "What?"
Hanham: "I don't know what I'm DOING!!! OHHHHHHHH!"
Student: "Why am I here..."

by Rico February 10, 2005

prof chaos

The pinnacle of gaming goodness. Prof Chaos' are the |337est beings to walk the planet and pwn any nubs that stand in their way.

I was fraggin nubs, then Prof Chaos came and nubbed my n00b ass cuz I stank balls.

by Joe Dirt January 5, 2004

awkward prof

a professor who either has turrets syndrome, habitually makes bad jokes, won't let you listen to music during exams, is obsessed with his Seattle tea, thinks that pain is a good method of instruction, or all of the above.

Dr. Massman is an awkward prof

by massman3 March 2, 2009

professional

A drink derived of two simple ingredients. Mountain Dew slurpy, and everclear (a very strong liquer, usually need only 2 or 3 shots). Mix together and you have yourself a professional. It does the job like a professional the Mountain Dew slurppy masks this powerfull liquer and before you know it, your A-OK, good 2 go!

I want to get real fucked up tonight. Im thinking about heading over to 7-11 picking up a dew slurppy and making myself a professional.

by Mike J Smith July 1, 2007