Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

by A sad FF April 22, 2017

little potato man

Jacksepticeye's friend in Papers Please

Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.

by Weeping_Harmony October 4, 2017

hyperspace potato

a potato thats in the sky, and it is op.

I had a hyperspace potato for breakfast

by bekfastyyyyy February 1, 2018

The Potato Oath

The oath of potatoes, against potato abuse, and potato harm.

You will come across the potato curse if you break The Potato Oath.

by NICE BRO NICE OMFG June 11, 2018

Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Maine potato packers

When 2 Maine siblings make potato guns and have a contest of who can shoot more lubed potato’s up there ass then try to shit them out and cook them for diner

Maine potato packers can be fun

by Incest is the best February 27, 2019

Orange Potato Banana

A potato banana, flavored like and orange

My friends and I made an Orange Potato Banana with a side of a fried waffle maker.

by Banana man Pro September 3, 2019