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but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.
"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."
by scass May 18, 2010
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Point of Epicness

The part of a song where it becomes truly awesome, upbeat and just plain epic. Usually occurs after the bridge of the song. The Point of Epicness may is usually some sort of instrumental rhythm or awesome vocal solo. POE's have been known to cause chills, goosebumps, and other amazing feelings of happiness.
In the song "Loser Like Me" by Glee, The Point of Epicness occurs at the sweet drum rhythm starting at 2:46 that ends with Rachel's highest note.

In the song "The Call" by The Backstreet Boys, The Point of Epicness occurs at AJ's long note at 2:42 that leads into the final chorus.

In the song, "Going Under" by Evanescence, The Point of Epicness occurs at the awesome drum rhythm paired with Amy Lee's first words of the chorus at 2:54.

"Dude, I just got goosebumps from that Point of Epicness in that song!"
by Mandy Douglas October 26, 2011
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Bay Point

West Pittsburg California.They changed the name.Its hella ghetto there.
Tom:Where you from?

Lauren:I'm from Bay Point aka West Pittsburg.
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ANIMAL PRINT

what prostitues wear when on the job; commonly known as prostiwear
Trixie's street corner is finally paying the bills since she started wearing animal print.
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5 Point Style

The Blood gang's values.

Truth, Freedom, Peace, Love, and Tranquility.
Young Blood: "Living day by day 5 point style dog!"
O.G. Blood: " If it aint red, it aint right!"

"5's up! 6 down!"

Sometimes visibly seen as a tatoo of a 5 point star.
by RSB December 19, 2006
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Printer vomit

the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.
O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.
by Alison November 27, 2004
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Printing

A stock/options market term originating during the WSB era, meaning to be making a lot of money on a trade.
Man that $500 $TSLA call I bought last mont is fuckin’ printing!
by stonkman March 15, 2021
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