teeny poon

a sexy, slutty teenage girl who wants to fuck you

Don't go near that teeny poon. You'll go to jail!

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

poon jab

An excuse to use the word "poon"

Dont poon jab me!

by Himura May 29, 2003

poon-tank

Derogitory term for the bitch you're fuckin.

Man, 'dats my poon tank callin, I gotta take this.

by N Dog February 19, 2005

slaying poon

For a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman; Sexual Intercourse.

"Yo dude sorry i didn't make it out last night i was busy slaying poon."

by Danny gay Jacobs February 10, 2008

poon jab

to continuously fist away at willing or unwilling anal or vaginal cavity with no remorse whatsoever. It is usally done with fellow coworkers watching and cheering on the poon jabber by screaming "WHOOT THERE IT IS!"

My and the guys got off of work and went to Luke's mom's house and I poon jabbed the shit out of her!
It was so much fun we all went to Burger King came back and poon jab her some more, but this time in her brown eye!

by getsome3378 February 10, 2009

Pocono Nosejob

When you take a runny shit in your partner's mouth, they eat it, than you stick your finger down their throat to make them puke it back up. When they puke you forcably hold their mouth shut so that it all is forced out their nose. Bonus points are added for distance sprayed and if corn or peanuts are involved.

I told my girlfriend that if she really loved me, she'd let me give her a Pocono Nosejob. She got a peanut stuck in there and we had a rather embarrasing night in the emergency room.

by Horse Dick McGraw September 29, 2006

poon

noun (pronounced "pooh-n); 1) A woman's vagina

2) Short for "punnany" (Poon - ann - ee)

"I am gonna get mad poon tonight."

by D-Shizzle April 3, 2006