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Plastic bag of defeat

When people put plastic bags or other objects in their driver side window or passenger side on the side of the road, because their poor financial choices do not permit them to get their Hoopty fixed, or get it towed somewhere else
Looks like that car isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. How do I know you ask? Look at the plastic bag of defeat on the driver side window
by thedon2025 November 29, 2025
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hero on a plastic horse

a mumbling idiot whom has delusions of grandeur, believing they're something they aren't.
Todd is truly an ideal hero on a plastic horse.
by notsancho December 4, 2025
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Plastic Hippo

1. A dangerous river monster who thinks money in their bank account isn't imaginary.

2. Yes Bre, I really am that smart.
The plastic hippo didn't help me when the Mexican roofing crew ordered like 14 breakfasts at once. I was slightly annoyed but really it just proved her incompetency.
by OrangeEagle1 December 25, 2025
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Flash the plastic

Use own credit card for transactions
If I need to pay for excess luggage weight at the airport, I'll just flash the plastic!
by IgonKeyes November 24, 2021
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plastic acting

To act well, but to feel fake. Like the majority of mommy asmr videos I've been watching. They're all plastic acting, because nobody loves me.
"Hey dude, is that John Rizz? (me)"
"Nah, that's plastic acting."
by JohnRizz19 January 24, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to state
my satisfaction
Theres no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
My name is Regina George
And I’m a huge deal
Fear me, love me, stand and stare
At me, and these turrets about to fire 60% more bullet at you are real
I've got money and looks
I’m like drunk with power
This whole enrichment centre humps my leg
Like a Chihuahua
I'm the prettiest neurotoxin you've ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George (uh-huh)
I do what I must
because I can
For the good of all of us
And I’m a huge deal (uh-oh)
I don't care who you are
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
I don't care how you feel
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
Go ahead and leave me
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE
Anyway this power is great
It's so good for me
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look at others
it makes me glad I'm not them
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I’m still alive
and when your dead I’ll be still alive
Regina George is the queen
We're just drones that work for her
And then die when she floods the enrichment centre with deadly neurotoxin
still alive feat the plastics is an amazing concept song if mean girls and portal were in the same universe… regina george has taken over from glados and no morality core will ever change her mean personality
by smoking & vaping is for losers February 26, 2025
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