by Paris Barnes April 8, 2023
Get the Paris Barnesmug. 1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
by RecklessPete December 21, 2023
Get the Paris trombonemug. When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
Get the Paris Alarm Clockmug. by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024
Get the Paris Niggersmug. A guy who is a ride or dies. Seems quiet at first but once you get to know him he goofy. Calm in most situations but when it comes to it he about that action and pray you don’t get in his way when he pissed.
by That one dude everyone knows September 25, 2020
Get the Parismug. An abuser that acts like she’s had it so rough in her life and as if she’s been abused and came from nothing and spent her life having to sit in the audience praising people who didn’t do anything to have money or fame other than be born into it while living a life a resentment because she couldn’t have the slightest inch of freedom because she didn’t have enough money to go anywhere or afford transportation and had to spend her years working as some cashier while being treated like trash and having no one believe her when she speaks up for herself in a society like North Korea where punishment lasts for 3 generations for the most petty “crimes” imaginable.
Them: “Omg! It’s Paris Hilton!!!”
Random person: “Why aren’t you acknowledging me? Why do I have to acknowledge some random person that didn’t do anything except exist?”
Random person: “Why aren’t you acknowledging me? Why do I have to acknowledge some random person that didn’t do anything except exist?”
by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. Paris is a very amazing person, and can be a asshole sometimes. Although he is a handsome young man he also has a attitude and can be very wildy. Don't get on his bad side either, because he will quickly pull up on you and not care who's around and who see's.
by Silentkillerrus July 2, 2022
Get the Parismug.