Mayday Parade

A group of young homosexuals who now think that they have a right to continue making terrible music even tho their songwriter is signed with another band.

Mayday Parade sucks donkey balls.
The new Mayday Parade album is horseshit
Dude, if we dont write better songs, people will think that were mayday parade

by Chip Slickstuff November 30, 2010

Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

by Roodeer March 26, 2016

freak parade

A collaboration of people that are considered freaks or freaky/weird characteristics.

Hey, I heard downtown their is going to be a serious freak parade. All types of people. Just remember to wear underwear over your pants.

by Jericho Waverly June 22, 2008

suck my parabola

a phrase used in situations where a person finds to be frustrating- used in the same context as 'suck my dick/cock'.

most commonly used in the IB by IB students as their brain deteriorates into mush.

person a :fuck off
person X: suck my parabola
person b: you're strange- i no longer know you

by ibstudentwooh May 21, 2009

Straight Pride parade

a traffic jam

Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing

by Tobias Octagon July 20, 2022

para

A murderer

From "paratrooper." The 1st Battalion, the Parachute Regiment (1 Para) was the British unit charged with "keeping the peace" in Northern Ireland. On January 30th, 1972, they fired on a crowd of unarmed peaceful protestors, killing 13

The paras are bastards.

by FuckTheBrits December 10, 2011

Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015