Coochie paper

The left over remains of toilet paper or baby wipes in a Vagina

“Hey babe you got coochie paper might want to clean it”

by monkeyCmonkeyO March 4, 2021

Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

paper-binning

The act of throwing something away, to get rid of sth., also fig.

Due to low sales figures, the company was forced to paper-bin the whole project and start from scratch.

by Torsten Kathke November 10, 2003

Chip Paper

Something a dumbass bus driver calls a bag of chips

ay yop niglet pick up yo chip paper ya heard

by I suck ducks October 24, 2019

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

Brown Paper

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘caper’.

As in “what’s your brown paper?” Or what’s your game? (What are you up to?). Heard as far back as 1978, possibly earlier.

by Canny linguist February 23, 2022

Wall Paper

When a guy cums on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.

A: Dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
B: No way, how much did you spend
A: I stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.

by Foolishmrtl May 22, 2011