Scratch Team

A group from MIT and underpaid Indians that control the entirety of Scratch. They are sensitive man-children that ban a nigga for posting their personal opinion on a political matter (Abortion debate is allowed because why not lul). Criticism of BLM, LGBT, the terrible moderation, mentioning other social media, or using words like 'crap' or 'damn'. You get the point. Since scratch is family friendly, Scratch Team actively pisses on creators and pieces of work that might've took days to make.
New User: I might try this scratch thing to get a head start on programming
Banned User: Don't do that you're gonna waste your time
New User: How come? I've heard scratch is great in my school, alot of people use it
Banned User: Scratch is controlled by a overly sensitive group of manchildren called Scratch Team
New User: Ok and?
Banned User: I got banned for saying the LGBT community has problems that should be fixed
New User: Well, that's just an opinion, not ban worthy
Banned User: They also banned my friend for saying 'Damn' on his own project
New User: What should I do?
Banned User: Use python.
by Yuri Nation July 24, 2022
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paper team

A team of writers in Hollywood or any production industry that work for one salary because the financing available does not permit two individual salaries.
Jack and Jill? They've never met before today - they're new and the producer made them a paper team to get them on board for cheap.
by renegadescorpion September 29, 2015
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Team brains

when a skanky girl gives you and all your friends head
" dude that team brains last night was dope"
by baby truck July 11, 2008
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team building

Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.

The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.

Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.

Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.

(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
by Greeenie June 17, 2011
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ASK Team

A group of dangerous hackers ran by its two leaders known as Manix and TrAnZiT. They have hacked many websites and steal their database full of usernames & passwords for them to steal their money using paypal. They have also been known to dox or find information on the people who threaten them in any sort of way.
The ASK Team hacked the databases of many russian websites.
by Razor108 October 15, 2017
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Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon Go. While easily the most popular team in the game, the majority seems to be the most butthurt. When they're not busy getting their gyms taken from them, they can be found on various forums either touting how smart they are, or calling Team Valor brainless jocks.

Thrilling.

When encountered in the wild, the bulk of Team Mystic seems to be made up of teenagers or salty neckbeards complaining about the heat.
Team Mystic would have the White House if they spent less time calling Valor dumb.
by Budhurt July 25, 2016
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band team

n. a derogatory term used to describe a person or people whom one feels is lower than the cum that gets stuck in your pubes when you get lazy
Steven: "Sorry dude, that sucks that she has a boyfriend. Is he at least cool?"
Steve: "Nah, he's a fuckin' flamer. He's probably on the band team."
by Railsplitter May 15, 2007
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