bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.

"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"

by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005

Double ragging it

When one person uses two rackets in badmiton to play two players on opposite team.

I'm double ragging it for this game

by ManaWitch May 28, 2017

Rag Top

A derogatory term for Terrorists, specifically found in the middle east dawning black clothing and a black sheet over the head.

"OH SHIT THERE'S A RAG TOP WITH AN M4, SHOOT H-"

by Oradd Phoenix May 30, 2022

snatch rag

A clean piece of laundry laying near your bed that can be used to clean up or absorb extra moisture when you're having sex with a girl and she keeps having gushing orgasms or you've cum and it's just too wet.

The other night I was making love to Shelby and her pussy got too wet so I told her to grab my t-shirt and use it as a "snatch rag".

by J-DAWGG September 6, 2013

Rag Nut

When you are in the Military, and a Non-commissioned officer (AKA - crusty-ass corporal) Decides to fuck with you Drill hat style. He also hates your life because you are a Junior enlisted and don't rate.

"Hey Rag Nut, why the fuck didn't you give the proper greeting of the day. So fuck me right? Go take a lap and find your common curtsies. Don't come back until you do"

by ProtoType_TB January 29, 2019

nutt rag

A sleezy female whom would let multiple guys skeet seimen anywhere on their person.

Billy: where can me and the homies cum at
Susie:anywhere you please just cover me I'm just a nutt rag

by Opdbootycrusher January 6, 2017

rag bitch

A person who is really slow both physically and mentally. He is always sad and depressed which also explains their stagnant nature. A Ragbitch doesn't have fashion sense so dresses like a rag and behaves like a bitch. He has also realized that he is not competent to do anything. He has also tried the Cleveland Steam Roller on himself but nowadays sticks with Alabama Lean Pocket. Although he doesn't intend to be lame and repulsive, he can't help it because of his inherent nature. He fucks up all plans and can't be trusted.
Basically you don't want to be a Ragbitch.

Aarnav: Mom not home, lets drink at my place.
Raghav: Sure
----- Raghav doesn't show up ------
Aarnav: It's been 20 minutes, why aren't you here?
Raghav: My mom didn't allow me
Aarnav: Stop being a Rag bitch

Charlie used to be cool but now he is a Ragbitch

by Chillerkiller2016 May 27, 2016