Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
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Burn One

The act of smoking or "toking" marijuana with somone else.
by bmoore93 June 04, 2009
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One bang

The act of knocking someone unconcious in one punch.
by Tobedottty January 27, 2009
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The chosen one

A singular person, who is chosen, usually for some special world-saving destiny. It's also a cliche.
Buffy from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", Link from "The Legend of Zelda" and Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Paige from "Charmed" can all be described as chosen ones.
by Zythe April 02, 2005
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nipple-ons

mate have you the nipple-ons on that girl, careful they'll poke your eyes out !
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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shook one

Individual who acts like he is tough, but when things get hectic or tense, he gets scared and acts like the punk he really is. They have been shook up by the reality and are labeled shook ones
"Shook ones" -- Mobb Deep (Shook ones pt. II 1995).
by ac January 31, 2004
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