rusty french horn

the woman is lying on top of the man with buttox and vagina exposed and elevated. the man places left hand around womans leg, reaching clitoris with fingers, and stimulating thereafter. with right hand, he inserts however many fingers are necessary to reach maximum pleasure, while simultaneously rimming her anus. (ex. female version of the rusty trombone)

Bill gave me a rusty french horn, but I had some dingleberries that obstructed the air passage, so his tone was heavily affected.

by Graceblaine StanQuinn March 20, 2006

Shoe-horning

After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.

"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."

by Weiner Tits January 01, 2014

skin horns

The shape a mans forehead makes when he has massive widows peaks and really short hair.

Desiree: "Holy balls, that guy has crazy huge skin horns. Look at them."

Linda: "Gross."

by PlutoniumPete March 07, 2012

alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.

Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!

by Skinny Penis April 18, 2016

unicorn horn porn

A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"

Anyone that associates with a brony

"OMF that new song by unicorn horn porn is badass"

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by Acending apocolypse December 22, 2016

frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 14, 2015

horizontal bugle horn

When youreating someone's ass and they fart in your mouth

Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn

by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017