ground puff

Alternative saying of weed / marijuana

Broski: Ayeee bro wanna get like fuckeddd upppp
Homie: Yea bro lets hit some ground puff

by DaffyDuckler April 9, 2019

Ground Scores

The competitive game of searching for a ground score(s) and comparing who found the “better lot”. This normally goes down by players combining into teams to enhance their search efforts, and reconvening at a specified time and area to compare items. The winners are the team or person who clearly found the best ground score or combination of scores. Winners often earn bragging rights, and as well, everyone who plays normally keeps what they found. Often time items are turned in to lost and found if they are an identification item, keys, a phone, or anything that would screw someone over really bad if they were without it. Drugs, cash, jewelry, tools, blankets, beer, tents, and food are common ground scores at music festivals.

Let’s play Ground Scores tonight!

by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019

Ground rule double

Ground Rule Double

I hit a ground rule double yesterday. First I did the blonde, then later that night the redhead droped by for a booty call!

by Smart Like That December 2, 2019

put it on the ground

Subtle way of saying you dropped something

Karim was carrying a full water bottle and put it on the ground. It broke, spilling water everywhere.

by wannes October 6, 2020

Built from the ground up

When a studio promotes their game as "built from the ground up" but the game is a copy paste downgrade in reality.

Turn 10: Forza Motorsport is built from the ground up
*Players get the game*
The game: A complete shitshow that's somehow the worst Forza in the Forza franchise.

by konosuhardbass November 20, 2023

Middle-ground fallacy

The mistaken belief that the truth lies somewhere in between to opposing propositions.

Man "It's the women!"

Woman "It's the men!"

Sophist "Well... *Insert middle-ground fallacy*"

Hym "Wrong! I can prove it! By asking a simple question: What is the selection criteria? If it is 6ft tall (14.5%), Six figure salary (17%), 6 inch+ dick (16%) and we omit overlap and assume women are willing to settle for 1 out of the 3, we have only 47% of men who can meet the selection criteria. If THAT is what constitutes 'The best man available' (in the context of hypergamy) AND if we assume that Jordan is correct in saying that they should all just get married and start a family, What are the OTHER 53% of women supposed to do? For that to work, over HALF the women STILL have to CHANGE THEIR SELECTION CRITERIA. What then? How is that supposed to work? The women don't WANT to do it and are TOLD NOT TO BY PARENTS WHO WANT THEM TO HAVE THE BEST PARTNER AVAILABLE. The men who have overlapping qualities don't have to do it so their opinions are unlimited. And here we are...

What can men do about any of that? 'Try your best!'? 'Strife nobly into the dawn!'?Only 17% of the men CAN have jobs that pay 6 figures or more because THERE ARE A FINITE NUMBER OF JOBS THAT PAY THAT MUCH. What, do you expect them to increase the pay rate of a broader number of job to 6 figures? McDonald's cashier 100,000 a year. Then you can finally get a girlfriend. The other 2 are a roll of the dice. How is it at all men's fault? What is the selection criteria? Broadly? And that middle-ground fallacy applies to the schizophrenia thing too! It's not a matter of 'well, maybe it's a little of both'. At this point it's 'yeah, they're doing the thing they are doing and they have been doing it for years, and now I'm hyper-vigilant about it so I'm looking for it everywhere!' I don't claim to be right all of the time about it. And as a thought experiment I respond to things as though they were said to or about me. But that's not the same!"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

Ground beefing

Shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain

Dude I shit in the shower and was ground beefing it down the drain

by Wlc999 April 5, 2025