fat stinking granny basher

It's were someone is just a disgusting mess and should shut the fuck up

Shut it ya fat stinking granny basher

by Youlookinatmybird June 5, 2017

granny

A grandmother that is evil, nagging and an outright bitch. She may look innocent on the outside but on the inside shes a demon.(This term is inspired by the mobile game Granny.)

person 1; ''you live with such a granny, how are you still alive?''
person 2; "I have a crossbow, I'm safe."

by grandmakiller May 31, 2018

granny jojo

a fat conservative grandma

that grandma is granny jojo

by sani1717 May 17, 2023

glucose granny

someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home

“my nurse is such a glucose granny”

by Gay nigga 3000 December 30, 2023

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016

granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022