Joe Dog ain't happy. You owe us.
You can't take a ride on a carnival cruise and only pay for a tugboat.
You can't take a ride on a carnival cruise and only pay for a tugboat.
by salgood, man June 14, 2022
This fat dog amazes me.
by bear dance March 16, 2022
Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
by Alimew November 27, 2022
by Cooprah22 June 17, 2016
During homosexual coitus between men, a position that consists of one man ejaculating onto the other’s phallus with the intention that the latter will insert the “Frosted” penis into the anus of his partner.
Man 1: “Hey, I’m feeling extra kinky tonight…”
Man 2: “Wanna give you a Frosted Dog so bad.”
Man 1: “I can’t wait to feel that Frosting baby…”
Man 2: “Wanna give you a Frosted Dog so bad.”
Man 1: “I can’t wait to feel that Frosting baby…”
by Kafka’s Middle Nut August 19, 2021
A derogatory term sometimes used to describe non-military individuals who make money off the periphery of war. Often used to describe civilian contractors, private arms dealers, black marketeers and/or shoddy journalists.
"There are soldiers who risk their lives everyday to keep our country safe and then there are War Dogs-- individuals who bottom feed off the business of war for the sole reason of making a profit."
by MilitaryMike February 16, 2016
person 1: "hey look its man's best friend!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"
by HolaItsKarli<3 May 22, 2018