Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.
Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
by Jachzehn July 25, 2010
Get the Office Space Invader mug.When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.
Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"
- Sometime Later -
Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"
- Sometime Later -
Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"
by Ternal May 20, 2011
Get the Out of Office Experience mug.the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.
Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
Get the Office Sand Wedge mug.Box Office Mojo is a website that tracks box office revenue in a systematic, algorithmic way, founded in 1999. In 2008 Box Office Mojo was bought by the Internet Movie Database, owned by Amazon. The website is widely used within the movie industry as a source of data. From 2002-2011 Box Office Mojo had forums popular with moviefans. On October 10, 2014, the website's URL was redirected to Amazon's IMDb.com website for one day, but the website returned the following day without explanation.
Box Office Mojo is an online movie publication and box office reporting service. Box Office Mojo's purpose is to illuminate the movies through the integration of art and business. Based in Burbank, California, they produce news, analysis and the most comprehensive box office tracking available online.
Box Office Mojo was created by movie analyst Brandon Gray in 1999 and has since grown into the No. 1 box office destination worldwide, currently averaging over 2 million unique visitors per month. Box Office Mojo is regularly quoted in such publications as the Los Angeles Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today, Bloomberg, Forbes and has been featured on CNN, CNBC, Access Hollywood and Fox News among other television broadcasts. Box Office Mojo was acquired by IMDb.com, Inc. in July 2008.
Box Office Mojo was created by movie analyst Brandon Gray in 1999 and has since grown into the No. 1 box office destination worldwide, currently averaging over 2 million unique visitors per month. Box Office Mojo is regularly quoted in such publications as the Los Angeles Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today, Bloomberg, Forbes and has been featured on CNN, CNBC, Access Hollywood and Fox News among other television broadcasts. Box Office Mojo was acquired by IMDb.com, Inc. in July 2008.
by The Centurion January 1, 2015
Get the Box Office Mojo mug.by SCR4P August 6, 2017
Get the chinese officer sword mug.First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.
by ShadesOn May 29, 2018
Get the Officer Smooth Dick mug.A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.
Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.
by von groovy May 11, 2019
Get the office summer sweater mug.