Noob zombies is a word used by most forums and games to describe a infection of noobs.
They commonly troll forums posting stupid answers to every stupid thread there is which in return causes more stupidity with the once intelligent forum users.
The infection and uprising of noobs can be caused by one noob. or simply a newbie who is new and thinks he is better than those who have played years whitlist the user having a playtime of only playing 5 minutes..
Many users fear the "noob zombies" because it can start wiki drama and violence.
The symptoms of this Disease are the following.
1.stuttered speech (such as using ones or zeros in sentances or severe misspells)
2. Drama (noob zombies have been known to output a severe amount of drama.
3.Violence (noobs have been known to make personnel threats to people when in reality he would punk out)
They commonly troll forums posting stupid answers to every stupid thread there is which in return causes more stupidity with the once intelligent forum users.
The infection and uprising of noobs can be caused by one noob. or simply a newbie who is new and thinks he is better than those who have played years whitlist the user having a playtime of only playing 5 minutes..
Many users fear the "noob zombies" because it can start wiki drama and violence.
The symptoms of this Disease are the following.
1.stuttered speech (such as using ones or zeros in sentances or severe misspells)
2. Drama (noob zombies have been known to output a severe amount of drama.
3.Violence (noobs have been known to make personnel threats to people when in reality he would punk out)
Hank: been to runescape.com lately?
Suffery: hell no..theres so many noob zombies there
Hank: ok how about yahoo answers?
Suffery: ok ill take a look
Hank:Great!
Suffery: 0mg i f331 funn3
Hank: oh god no! suffery!!!?!?!!?
Suffery: 1t hu4ts
Hank: ill find a cure!
Suffery: hell no..theres so many noob zombies there
Hank: ok how about yahoo answers?
Suffery: ok ill take a look
Hank:Great!
Suffery: 0mg i f331 funn3
Hank: oh god no! suffery!!!?!?!!?
Suffery: 1t hu4ts
Hank: ill find a cure!
by Suffery July 07, 2009
A newbie in halo or halo 2 that uses the Banshee covanent vehicle to great extend. Describes noobish behavior
by johant231 May 11, 2006
In the video game Gears Of War, someone who picks up the sniper rifle, fires a round off to acheive an active reload, then downs someone as a coward would, leaving them for dead. They are liable for receiving an earful of trashtalk and slang pertaining to their mothers.
Active Noob: "OMG IM SO GOOD WITH SNIPER!!! I OWNED YOU ALL"
Player 1: "Wow, you actived-me-down you fucking active noob nice job go hang yourself with the cord on your xbox controller."
Player 1: "Wow, you actived-me-down you fucking active noob nice job go hang yourself with the cord on your xbox controller."
by Fat Girls Smell February 05, 2008
1. The inability to use logic;
2. Nonsensical reasoning by an individual;
3. The byproduct of an individual saying someone is using "Fevens Logic". Commonly seen when two people are in a debate and one person lacks the intelligence to produce anything intellectual to the debate. Noob Logic can also be seen when one person has exhausted all of their mediocre efforts.
In each case, this person will immediately state that the other person is using "Fevens Logic" to insult. "Fevens Logic" is not condusive to being stubborn.
2. Nonsensical reasoning by an individual;
3. The byproduct of an individual saying someone is using "Fevens Logic". Commonly seen when two people are in a debate and one person lacks the intelligence to produce anything intellectual to the debate. Noob Logic can also be seen when one person has exhausted all of their mediocre efforts.
In each case, this person will immediately state that the other person is using "Fevens Logic" to insult. "Fevens Logic" is not condusive to being stubborn.
Person 1: My record is 80-5 at Cod of Duty 4.
Person 2: You're a scrub. You played against terrible teams. Your talent can only be measured by the opponents you play. You can only win by playing against terrible teams.
Person 1: Umm...well...hmm...That's Fevens Logic, for ya.
Person 2: Stop talking. You sir, are using Noob Logic.
Person 2: You're a scrub. You played against terrible teams. Your talent can only be measured by the opponents you play. You can only win by playing against terrible teams.
Person 1: Umm...well...hmm...That's Fevens Logic, for ya.
Person 2: Stop talking. You sir, are using Noob Logic.
by Overweight no-lifer November 18, 2009
One who is sleepy or out of it. A cute sleepy noob that seems sleepy or is sleepy and isn't fully awake yet.
by TheGloryRS February 04, 2013
Somebody that has no idea what they are talking about at all times. They have no idea what is going on around them either.
Lindsay Lohan is a noob-sausage.
by Larry Queen March 04, 2009
abreviation used by online game players like runescape or counter strike to tell a noob gut to shut it ...
Shut The Fuck Up Noob!
Shut The Fuck Up Noob!
jhonny12345: HI IM NEW HERE
jhonny12345: HI SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO GET CASH
jhonny12345: ANSWER ME PEOPLE!!
I Mahatma I: Omg STFU NOOB!
jhonny12345: HI SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO GET CASH
jhonny12345: ANSWER ME PEOPLE!!
I Mahatma I: Omg STFU NOOB!
by 69Tatou69 January 16, 2007