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nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis
Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.
by Peanutting the nut May 28, 2024
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Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth
Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."
by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 9, 2012
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naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.
Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.
by QuacksO July 25, 2024
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Hate of Nature

A phrase used to describe any harsh weather, such as heavy snow, torrential rain, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes etc.
Hows the weather today?

Oh its just the Hate of Nature out there man.
by Webenator June 14, 2016
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another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating
I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.
by allgr8 February 3, 2010
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Natural Jacuzzi

Is when someone farts in a public pool such as a community pool, when close to another person, then swims away quickly.
I gave this black lady at the pool today a natural jacuzzi. She was not happy!!
by Coontry Chicken July 7, 2019
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